There has been a lot of talk about stupid, dumb, warning labels in the news lately. I mean, how dumb people really are- DO NOT USE BLOwDRYER while showering. DUH. ha
Here are some more to get you started
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Do not spray in eyes.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
So weird, but funny. lol